“I have found,” sighed a hooker named Hickel,
“That Chinese Johns are kinky and fickle.
They screw me, then beat,
And hungrily eat me –
And the worst is those chopsticks sure tickle!

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The NY DA has been priming
Linus pissed his kennel, to be sure
Some smuggle in weed or meth or blow
Democracy’s being subverted,
There once was an employee named Ross
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