There once was a philosopher named Pam
With a libedo the size of Japan
While screwing in bed,
It entered her head
I fuck therefore I am.

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“We put aside feelings of dread
There was a young fellow named Simon
There once was a man from Winsocket
Dear POTUS, a word of advice:
We never will give up the fight