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A man with the brain of a Cheeto

The country’s in need of repair

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The monolith thing’s overdone
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Under his hair, he tried to conceal
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Some smuggle in weed or meth or blow
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There once was a man from Australia
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Some go to court for this or for that
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There was an old woman from leith
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With Parler now banished, you see
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Her neighbor was being a twit
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We all do dumb shit when we’re drunk
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