He’d oft shoot his load over Dot
And from yards hit the relevant spot,
But at eighty, instead
Of a geyser, old Ted
Merely dribbles it into her twat.

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The monolith thing’s overdone
Mike Bloomberg suggests in an ad
His brother, a bastard named Ben
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