“Fallopian tube dead ahead!”
Cried the sperm as he upwardly sped.
Then the splosh and the sploosh
And the whoosh of a douche
Flushed him downwards and outwards instead.

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The Day After Fat Tuesday
A limerick on how to write a limerick
Gotta Go!
These gardeners just want to know
A flatulent fellow called Bart
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