There once was a queen from Bulgariar
whose bush grew hairier and hairier
a prince from Peru
came up for a screw
and had too hunt for her cunt with a terrier.

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While parallels often are drawn
There once was a barmaid named Gale
With a blowtorch he set out to melt
American forces in space
I’m of the firm opinion
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