Are you in search of a house?
Then you should send this to your spouse
For sale in Boston
This one is quite thin
But pretty roomy if you’re a mouse
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Are you in search of a house?
Then you should send this to your spouse
For sale in Boston
This one is quite thin
But pretty roomy if you’re a mouse
Favorite This!Things have slowed down quite a bit
In Bali, the tourists quit
Handing out food
Which monkeys find rude
And in turn, are going ape shit
Favorite This!Their number exceeded their quotes
And they certainly are lacking oats
So they’re drawing names
To those who want claims
To all of these Hawaiian goats
Favorite This!The mouse trap is a great device
It’s fast and it’s quick and precise
But our blokes down under
Need lightning’ and thunder
To exterminate this many mice
Favorite This!This kid just swam ‘cross the lake
Plus an age record he did break
At only fourteen
His feats are pristine
And you just sit there eating cake
Favorite This!The tenant could not pay his debts
Vacating without some assets
The landlord showed up
To do a checkup
Instead found a houseful of pets
Favorite This!From restaurants, a man had been stealing
He squirmed on the floor, not the ceiling
Kept his body low
So alarms didn’t blow
Now I hope he finds jail floors appealing
Favorite This!The pothole had got quite shitty
But no one would pay the fee
Raymond found a fix
But not one with bricks
And in its place, he put a tree
Favorite This!They think this shit hole is nice
Especially, given the price
As the inmates leave
Their own nests they weave
As the prison is now run by mice
Favorite This!As we split up our cottons and lace
Their own smells, astronauts, must embrace
But Tide will be to thank
If they can end the stank
And help them do their laundry in space
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