This woman was acting quite rude
After pulling a stunt oh so lewd
Her ass, it was out
“Don’t touch me!” she spout
All for taking a dip in the nude
Australia’s got poisonous snails,
Australia’s got poisonous snails,
Snakes, and pissed off killer whales
But you better not mock
Someone bit by a croc
Because this guy, he’s tough as nails
Some people just don’t have a clue
Some people just don’t have a clue
How you should act at the zoo
Just like this asshat
Who pestered the cat
And ended up with a boo-boo
The diamonds, this woman did spot
The diamonds, this woman did spot
So with her some pebbles she brought
The rocks, she tried to switch
In hopes of getting rich
Did she really think she’d not get caught?
Retirement’s not meant for some
Retirement’s not meant for some
It may make them feel like a bum
Like this lady from Maine
Said work keeps her sane
Catching lobsters until she goes numb
Every now and then you’ll catch a fish
Every now and then you’ll catch a fish
That would make quite the nice dish
But this one caught by Ben
Just might be a ten
I mean look at the size of that bitch!
They put their supplies in their place
They put their supplies in their place
Getting ready to send it to space
NASA had a surprise
For their girls and their guys
With some pizza to stuff their face
In intelligence, there was a lack
In intelligence, there was a lack
Or maybe he was just on crack
His plan was bizarre
Cause he stole a car
Then got caught when selling it back
‘Twas more than football to look at
‘Twas more than football to look at
As there was a dangling cat
Who could have died
And we would have cried
Thankfully it didn’t go splat
This wasn’t a monkey or snake
This wasn’t a monkey or snake
That made its attempted jailbreak
Momentarily
The rhino was free
Not another Harambe heartbreak