In the dirt, it was buried and snug
But a mysterious thing they undug
They were afraid
It was a grenade
But turned out to be a butt plug
When a couple is having a child
When a couple is having a child
Their celebration is usually mild
These two thought those were boring
Feared their guests would be snoring
So they blew some shit up, fuckin’ wild
The sidewalk’s where these assholes perch
The sidewalk’s where these assholes perch
In mailboxes, they do their search
Just looking for cash
To add to their stash
What’s the punishment for stealing from church?
On tickets, she spent her money
On tickets, she spent her money
Her guest was a little bit funny
Brought to keep her chill
Gave the crowd a thrill
Such a hit was this therapy bunny
Pinatas hold some kind of stash
Pinatas hold some kind of stash
And to get them, you give them a bash
What Carolina did
Made it look like COVID
This one for sure we would all like to smash
The rattlesnake, he had to remove
The rattlesnake, he had to remove
“I can do it,” he wanted prove
Grab it with the tong
And heard its snake song
Then got bit, what a total dad move
A woman had gone for a ride
A woman had gone for a ride
Through the air, a reptile flied
It broke through the glass
Really kicked her ass
But the turtle, it still has not died
They’re giving vaccines in Sin City
They’re giving vaccines in Sin City
But this clinic is quite far from pretty
They had several spots
To distribute some shots
At the strip club, where you can see titty
Some neighbors were having a spat
Some neighbors were having a spat
But Kevin wouldn’t leave it at that
His anger, a fire
He slashed her tire
And at the crime scene, his finger sat
Some have found flies in their stew,
Some have found flies in their stew,
In their salad, a cockroach or two,
But a snake in your greens
Seems like it means
That Australia is just trying to fuck you