Remember that steer that got out?
In Rhode Island, he’s roaming about
He’s managed to evade
His death, he’s delayed
Let him go, he just wants to hang out
The food on his tummy, so teeny
The food on his tummy, so teeny
Looking for a steak or linguini
But his hunger won
Seeing the dog in the bun
And stole a bite off of somebody’s weeny
Hartford officials were taking some notes
Hartford officials were taking some notes
“Too much shit and not enough oats”
So they took them away
From their unpleasant stay
Now what to do with some 65 goats
To make some money, he couldn’t resist
To make some money, he couldn’t resist
Guess he thought they wouldn’t be missed
Some chainsaws he sold
Just like they were gold
So goodbye to his freedom, he kissed
As a part of the scientists’ staff
As a part of the scientists’ staff
They discovered something worth a laugh
From one slug, you’ll get two
And all you have to do
Is take it and cut it in half
Tales like this are so often told
Tales like this are so often told
Using taxpayers money, so bold
Makes you ask why,
The FBI
Spent time just looking for gold
Some people might steal your boat,
Some people might steal your boat,
Or even you fancy new coat,
But this fucking dope
Had something else in her scope
And took and painted her neighbors goat
In South Africa, a farm made for crocs
In South Africa, a farm made for crocs
Just lost a bunch of their stocks
With hundreds on the loose
One could rightly deduce
That the reptiles had figured out locks
This Aussie had gotten quite bored
This Aussie had gotten quite bored
Some supplies, he started to hoard
Quarantine had it’s perk
With lots of time to work
Now he’s the cowboy of cardboard
A couple was driving around
A couple was driving around
When a pine tree was suddenly downed
The tree hit their ride
Luckily no one died
But their injuries surely abound