The food on his tummy, so teeny

Looking for a steak or linguini

But his hunger won

Seeing the dog in the bun

And stole a bite off of somebody’s weeny

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When asked to do something salacious
There once was a woman from Arden
The whore #rom Bayonne
A government pleaded in vain
Some monkeys showed up in the bay