There once was a feline named Marty
A weather fanatic, a smarty
He can no longer assist
And’ll be greatly missed
But he’ll always been in our heart-y
For office, these morons aren’t fit
For office, these morons aren’t fit
They are literally dumber than shit
But these douchebag turds
Have to have the last words
So they’re firing those who would quit
Some cash, a watch, a bottle of wine
Some cash, a watch, a bottle of wine
A bank or a home can be a gold mine
But they had their eyes
On a more unique prize
They fled the scene with a very rare pine
Have you ever wanted somethin’ so bad
Have you ever wanted somethin’ so bad
That you lied, just smidge or a tad?
Well she’s got ya beat
With such a dumb feat
But to claim FBI for some chicken’s just sad
At the museum, they were making their round
At the museum, they were making their round
But something was gone from the ground
Seen on the freeway
So I guess you could say
That Bigfoot has (kinda) been found
He went to a zoo in U.K.
He went to a zoo in U.K.
Where the penguins were out on display
And the ones that he took
He sold on Facebook
Dumbassery‘s in his DNA
A store front he crashed through, this dude
A store front he crashed through, this dude
For which he will probably be sued
Or a cell he’ll be bound in
Since he was found in
A retirement home in the nude
His boredom he was tryin’ to fix
His boredom he was tryin’ to fix
With the slides, the swings and picnics
The cops had their way
So they took him away
C’mon, just let him play, ya dicks
As COVID tears through the nation
As COVID tears through the nation
There’s no hint of any cessation
So dressing up as a clown
To give the rundown
Brings some “cuteness” to such devastation
It’s the left versus the right, blue against red
It’s the left versus the right, blue against red
The end is in sight, just the election ahead
But for Trump to refuse
The scientists’ views
Is one of the crazier things he has said…