Maybe she gets off with a warning?Favorite This!
by inlimericks
I’m just an average guy
I’m just an average guy
I’ll work and I’ll eat and I’ll die
I like to have fun
But mostly have none
So I sit at my desk and I cry
Here lies the body of William Jay
Here lies the body of William Jay,
Who died maintaining his right of way.
He was in the right, as he sped along,
But he’s just as dead as if he were wrong.
Favorite This!OP’s mom is such a low catch
OP’s mom is such a low catch
She lets anyone get in her snatch,
Don’t let it surprise you
With how many guys who
Ride her like transit for cash.
There once was a man from Nepal
There once was a man from Nepal
Who liked BJs best of all
His sis and his mother,
Gave him head like no other,
And coaxed from his dick a waterfall.
There once was a lass from Angola
There once was a lass from Angola
Who shared her boyfriend’s coca cola
Her anus bled
And now she’s dead
Because she caught a case of Ebola
There once was a vampire called Mabel,
There once was a vampire called Mabel,
With periods exceedingly stable,
Each night at full moon,
She’d sit down with a spoon,
And drink herself under the table.