I always found golf a bit lame
But these brothers do love the game
And I shit you not
After their last shot
Their final score was the same
Favorite This!Keep it Dirty!
I always found golf a bit lame
But these brothers do love the game
And I shit you not
After their last shot
Their final score was the same
Favorite This!This man found Macron a disgrace
And thought he’d put him in his place
As quite the dead-eye
He let the egg fly
And nearly hit him in face
Favorite This!Two pandas were born at the zoo
So small they could fit in a shoe
Xiao Xiao and Lei Lei
I think’s how you say
The names of these fans of bamboo
Favorite This!His Aunt, she had died in her sleep
And for her he surely did weep
Alone he did grieve
Since he couldn’t leave
Said goodbye with a heart made of sheep
Favorite This!Some houses have termites or mold
Or have trouble keeping out cold
But this home’s more weird
Yet is still revered
Boston’s skinny house has been sold
Favorite This!A museum in Denmark did pick
A great artist to do his trick
When they gave him cash
He fled in a flash
Not sure if he’s a genius or prick
Favorite This!This man went out for a drink
Had too many and needed a wink
He never came home
The woods friends did comb
Woke up, said “I’ll help them I think”
Favorite This!He’d had more than a drink or two
Pulled over, a .08 he blew
The cops locked him up
But a plan he thought up
And taped a spare key to his shoe
Favorite This!At a park, Merkel shared a few words
While feeding some tropical birds
Then one bit her hand
And the photo was grand
Plus I’m sure she was covered in turds
Favorite This!Events like this are quite rare
And must be handled with care
I doubt he’d admit
If his pants, he shit
When in his garage was a bear
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