Australia’s got poisonous snails,
Snakes, and pissed off killer whales
But you better not mock
Someone bit by a croc
Because this guy, he’s tough as nails
Favorite This!Keep it Dirty!
Australia’s got poisonous snails,
Snakes, and pissed off killer whales
But you better not mock
Someone bit by a croc
Because this guy, he’s tough as nails
Favorite This!Some people just don’t have a clue
How you should act at the zoo
Just like this asshat
Who pestered the cat
And ended up with a boo-boo
Favorite This!The diamonds, this woman did spot
So with her some pebbles she brought
The rocks, she tried to switch
In hopes of getting rich
Did she really think she’d not get caught?
Favorite This!Retirement’s not meant for some
It may make them feel like a bum
Like this lady from Maine
Said work keeps her sane
Catching lobsters until she goes numb
Favorite This!Every now and then you’ll catch a fish
That would make quite the nice dish
But this one caught by Ben
Just might be a ten
I mean look at the size of that bitch!
Favorite This!They put their supplies in their place
Getting ready to send it to space
NASA had a surprise
For their girls and their guys
With some pizza to stuff their face
Favorite This!In intelligence, there was a lack
Or maybe he was just on crack
His plan was bizarre
Cause he stole a car
Then got caught when selling it back
Favorite This!‘Twas more than football to look at
As there was a dangling cat
Who could have died
And we would have cried
Thankfully it didn’t go splat
Favorite This!This wasn’t a monkey or snake
That made its attempted jailbreak
Momentarily
The rhino was free
Not another Harambe heartbreak
Favorite This!Not carrying a gun or a knife
But still this will cause him some strife
Sick with COVID
He went and hid
And tried to fly dressed as his wife
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