There once was a lady named Lucky,
Who used dynamite to give herself fucky.
They found her vagina
in North Carolina,
And one of her tits in Kentucky.
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...There was a young gypsy girl Rose
Who obessed for gentlemens’ hose
Up her pussy, And her rear,
In her mouth and each ear
And her cute little freckle-tipped nose.
Favorite This! There once was a woman named Jess
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Bisexual, she would confess
She loved a good dick
but pussy she’d lick
and leave both a wet gooey mess
Favorite This! There once was girl from DeVries
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Who had pussy hair down to her knees,
It was fine to shine brass,
Or for wiping her ass,
And the crabs used it for a trapeze.
Favorite This! Hey lover, my precious, come in!
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Yes my wife has now gone. Let’s begin
By removing your … ah,
You’ve no panties or bra;
Why, you’re wearing naught else but a grin!
Favorite This! An Australian farmer called Blue
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Had a twenty foot didgeridoo.
They say that he slept
With the sheep that he kept
And he didgeridid them all too.
Favorite This! I once had a blog entry, so clever
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But now I’m at the end of my tether.
Because it’s turned crass
And a pain in the ass
So now I’m locking it forever.
Favorite This! Crazy Joe Biden
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...Joe Biden told bodacious big lies;
“I’m known for my pecker’s huge size.
I showed it to George Bush;
He took it up the tush;
And at the county fair it won the first prize.”
Favorite This! A smart lumberjack named Reeses
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was tired of having long feces.
He squat on the bog
and pinched off a log
and sawed the turd into pieces.
Favorite This! there once was a man named casse
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whose balls were made of spun glass
he’d cling them together
and play stormy weather
while lightening shot out of his ass
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