There once was a girl from Wenatch
Who diddled herself with a match
When she got excited
The match it ignited
And burned all the hair off her snatch
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...An agreeable girl named Miss Doves,
Likes to jack off the young men she loves,
She will use her bare fist,
If the fellows insist,
But she really prefers to wear gloves.
Favorite This! Said a swinging young lady named Lyth
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Whose virtue was largely a myth,
“Try as hard as I can,
I can’t find a man,
That it’s fun to be virtuous with.”
Favorite This! There was a young man…
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...There was a young man from Oatley,
Who was wont to charge a fee.
With such a large organ
Admired by young Morgan –
He at once stripped off for free!
Favorite This! They all had a friend, name of Lee
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Whose pecker hung down to his knee,
If he hadn’t a’ tied it,
The girls they’d all ride it,
And he never could use it to pee.
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...There was a young man from Oatley,
Who was wont to charge a fee.
With such a large organ
Admired by young Morgan –
He at once stripped off for free!
Favorite This! His other young brother, named Saul
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Was able to bounce either ball,
He could stretch them and snap them,
And juggle and clap them,
Which earned him the plaudits of all.
Favorite This! His brother, a bastard named Ben
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Could rotate his pecker, and then
He would shoot through his rear,
Which made him the dear
Of the girls, and the envy of men.
Favorite This! There was a young fellow named Biddle
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Was seldom hard up for a diddle,
For according to rumor,
His tool had a tumor,
And a fine row of warts down the middle.
Favorite This! there was a young woman
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...there was a young woman from wharton street
her pussy was fat and juicy and sweet
so she opened her leg wide
for me to get inside
only then did she feel complete
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