Now this woman truly was old,
But her hand, it was time to fold
Born in 1905
Many years she did thrive
She sure lived a life to behold


Keep it Dirty!
Now this woman truly was old,
But her hand, it was time to fold
Born in 1905
Many years she did thrive
She sure lived a life to behold
My god! I look ancient today;
Overnight it would seem I’ve gone gray.
I’ve got aches, I’ve got pains,
I’ve got varicose veins
And my pecker has shriveled away.