My god! I look ancient today;
Overnight it would seem I’ve gone gray.
I’ve got aches, I’ve got pains,
I’ve got varicose veins
And my pecker has shriveled away.

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Teachers scrambled for a dollar
if you’re going to steal
Steve Miller’s so hateful it’s numbing,
Australian Classic
If you ever feel bitter