My god! I look ancient today;
Overnight it would seem I’ve gone gray.
I’ve got aches, I’ve got pains,
I’ve got varicose veins
And my pecker has shriveled away.

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A cop was out on his beat,
Could somebody try to explain
Pity poor congressman Gaetz
There was an old virgin named May
There was a young man from Rangoon