Australia’s got poisonous snails,
Snakes, and pissed off killer whales
But you better not mock
Someone bit by a croc
Because this guy, he’s tough as nails
Tag: Australia
The mouse trap is a great device
The mouse trap is a great device
It’s fast and it’s quick and precise
But our blokes down under
Need lightning’ and thunder
To exterminate this many mice
They think this shit hole is nice
They think this shit hole is nice
Especially, given the price
As the inmates leave
Their own nests they weave
As the prison is now run by mice
Australian Classic
While pig shooting out on the bogan
I came across a dirty great big pig grogan
It was long brown and thin
With leathery skin
It looked like fucking Paul Hogan