Tag: bad cops

To be a cop they’re not willing

To be a cop they’re not willing
When told to stop stealing
They say it’s about pay
But there’s no way
It’s about no more killing

He took money he wasn’t due

So nights in jail, he spent a few

But he ran the joint

So he made a point

To leave a nice, five-star review

The chief tried to avoid a small meeting

What he did could be considered cheating

Now he lost his job

With a cry and a sob

A mistake he won’t be repeating

Tales like this are so often told

Using taxpayers money, so bold

Makes you ask why,

The FBI

Spent time just looking for gold

Some break-ups just flat out suck

And feel like you got hit by a truck

But some cops from NC

Wanna fill you with glee

And lock up your heartless ex-fuck

Got the call, and the cops were in route

Heard of criminals after some loot

The boots hit the ground

But they soon found

Just some dudes, mid-video shoot

From Home Depot, he stole quite a lot

Thirteen hundred in goods and what not

He’s a cop so you’d think

So low, he’d not sink

But surprise, asshole, you got caught

Have you ever wanted somethin’ so bad

That you lied, just smidge or a tad?

Well she’s got ya beat

With such a dumb feat

But to claim FBI for some chicken’s just sad

Asleep on a porch was found the fugitive of the week

Asleep on a porch was found the fugitive of the week
Apparently, he didn’t understand the rules of hide and seek
He was supposed to hide to avoid arrest
But he decided to lie down and get some rest
When the policemen found him, they probably thought “this man ain’t slick”

One dumb ass cop

Blew his fuckin’ top

He thought he saw a finger

Got pissed when it did linger

Turned out his issue was a flop