There was an old man from Leeds
who swallowed a packet of seeds
blades of grass
grew out of his arse
and his bollocks were covered in weeds.

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A man, he was tearing down walls
There once was a woman named Nancy
Our Union may well self-destruct
From restaurants, a man had been stealing 
In Norway, crime is quite bland