There was an old man from Leeds
who swallowed a packet of seeds
blades of grass
grew out of his arse
and his bollocks were covered in weeds.

FavoriteLoadingFavorite This!
Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Report DMCA Violation
The Ladies’ Man of New York
The burdens of piety
His brother, a bastard named Ben
A skull that has been disinterred
A common fetish…