There was an old man from Leeds
who swallowed a packet of seeds
blades of grass
grew out of his arse
and his bollocks were covered in weeds.

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A Growing Problem [NSFW]
Would you have wagered to guess
Like the last stand of General Custer
Since Trump has a steep hill to climb
A former Vice President‘s daughter