A girl whose father was a Miner
Her ass of which there was none finer
The men were all lazy
To tickle her daisy
The greatest donkey in all of China
Tag: butts
Dat booty
There once was a girl from Nantucket,
Who’s ass was the shape of a bucket,
Although very misshapen,
Dat booty be shaken,
And I’d be lying if I said I wouldn’t fuck it
An accident really uncanny
An accident really uncanny,
Befell an unfortunate granny.
She sat down in a chair
While her false teeth were there,
And bit herself right in the fanny!
There was a young lady from Brewster
There was a young lady from Brewster
Who’s ass was so nice that I goosed her,
But her panties were thin
And my finger slipped in
And it still just don’t smell like it used ter.
There once was a man from Australia
There once was a man from Australia
Whose backside he painted like a dahlia
The colour it was fine
likewise the design
but the aroma, aah that was a failure
An accident really uncanny
An accident really uncanny,
Befell an unfortunate granny.
She sat down in a chair
While her false teeth were there,
And bit herself right in the fanny.
There once was a young barmaid from Wales
There once was a young barmaid from Wales
On her breasts were written the prices of ale
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
The prices were tatooed in braille