An accident really uncanny,
Befell an unfortunate granny.
She sat down in a chair
While her false teeth were there,
And bit herself right in the fanny!

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While Covid surpassed a new quota
There once was a girl from Nantucket
Sirens’ song gone wrong
A smart lumberjack named Reeses
There was a man named Moulder