Bum notes?
by u/terryredidit in limericks
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Bum notes?
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Butt Stuff
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A girl whose father was a Miner
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An accident really uncanny
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Befell an unfortunate granny.
She sat down in a chair
While her false teeth were there,
And bit herself right in the fanny!
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There was a young lady from Brewster
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Who’s ass was so nice that I goosed her,
But her panties were thin
And my finger slipped in
And it still just don’t smell like it used ter.
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There once was a man from Australia
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Whose backside he painted like a dahlia
The colour it was fine
likewise the design
but the aroma, aah that was a failure
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An accident really uncanny
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Befell an unfortunate granny.
She sat down in a chair
While her false teeth were there,
And bit herself right in the fanny.
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There once was a young barmaid from Wales
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On her breasts were written the prices of ale
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
The prices were tatooed in braille
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