Bum notes?

Bum notes? from limericks
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Butt Stuff

Butt Stuff from limericks
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A girl whose father was a Miner

The Oldest Profession from limericks
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Dat booty

Dat booty from limericks
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An accident really uncanny

An accident really uncanny,
Befell an unfortunate granny.
She sat down in a chair
While her false teeth were there,
And bit herself right in the fanny!

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There was a young lady from Brewster

There was a young lady from Brewster
Who’s ass was so nice that I goosed her,
But her panties were thin
And my finger slipped in
And it still just don’t smell like it used ter.

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There once was a man from Australia

There once was a man from Australia
Whose backside he painted like a dahlia
The colour it was fine
likewise the design
but the aroma, aah that was a failure

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An accident really uncanny

An accident really uncanny,
Befell an unfortunate granny.
She sat down in a chair
While her false teeth were there,
And bit herself right in the fanny.

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There once was a young barmaid from Wales

There once was a young barmaid from Wales
On her breasts were written the prices of ale
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
The prices were tatooed in braille

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