I think that my neighbor is ill;
He’s in love with his automobile.
Every morning he’ll wank
In the gasoline tank
For it gives him one helluva thrill.

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A Disney Themed Limerick
There once was a man from Racine (#2)
When asked to do something salacious
There once was a girl named Hortence
The dinosaurs, the meteor was blighting
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