Since the moment the first story aired

Everyone felt so unprepared

So they panic bought

All the Charmin and Scott

I guess people shit more when they’re scared

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With price gouging up like a rocket,
There once was a lady named Dot
A diplomat fellow named Kim
#Grishham writes with candor and malice
A sporting scandal