In Thornton, crime filled the air

Car break-ins gave quite the scare

They caught the felon

Not Roy or Helen

Instead, it was a dumbass bear

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A fan base, the turkey procured
“I’ll tell you,” smiled prom chairman Mose
The blaze took their home, the poor cats
#Democrats- do not despair
The president ought to eschew
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