Australia’s got poisonous snails,

Australia’s got poisonous snails,

Snakes, and pissed off killer whales 

But you better not mock

Someone bit by a croc

Because this guy, he’s tough as nails

In South Africa, a farm made for crocs

In South Africa, a farm made for crocs

Just lost a bunch of their stocks

With hundreds on the loose

One could rightly deduce

That the reptiles had figured out locks

A bloke was in trouble down under

A bloke was in trouble down under

Stuck out in the rain and the thunder

Fisherman heard a yelp

And decided to help

This guy had balls to perform such a plunder