Australia’s got poisonous snails,
Snakes, and pissed off killer whales
But you better not mock
Someone bit by a croc
Because this guy, he’s tough as nails
Keep it Dirty!
Australia’s got poisonous snails,
Snakes, and pissed off killer whales
But you better not mock
Someone bit by a croc
Because this guy, he’s tough as nails
In South Africa, a farm made for crocs
Just lost a bunch of their stocks
With hundreds on the loose
One could rightly deduce
That the reptiles had figured out locks
A bloke was in trouble down under
Stuck out in the rain and the thunder
Fisherman heard a yelp
And decided to help
This guy had balls to perform such a plunder