There once was a lady from Wheeling
Who said she had no sexual feeling
’til a young man named Boris
touched her clitoris
and she had to be scraped from the ceiling
Tag: cunnilingus
A fine solution
An ugly old crone in a bonnet
Had a visage so foul you would vomit
So to spare the disgrace
Of exposing her face
She’d convince the old men to sit on it
Ginger was feeling quite gruff
Ginger was feeling quite gruff
Till he placed his head in her muff
Then she purred like a kitty
When his tongue hit her clitty
Saying, “I just can’t get enough!”
Ginger from County of Dade
Ginger from County of Dade
Said, “I think it’s time I got laid.”
“My vibrator can tingle
But it’s not cunnilingual”
And that’s how orgasms are made.”
A hard-headed cabby named Peter
A hard-headed cabby named Peter
Was asked by a fare if he’d eat her.
He said, “It’s not free.
I will only agree
To go down while I’m running the meter.”
Goldilocks has lots of guys
Goldilocks has lots of guys
Pinnochio’s one, I’m advised!
She sits on the puppet
And sticks his nose right up it
And makes the poor fellow tell lies!
Said Siegfried to Roy at the zoo
Said Siegfried to Roy at the zoo,
“Be careful in all that you do,
Keep those lions at bay,
Or it will, I must say,
Be the first time a pussy ate you!”
There once was a woman named Jess
There once was a woman named Jess
Bisexual, she would confess
She loved a good dick
but pussy she’d lick
and leave both a wet gooey mess
Deluth
A cheerful young Dyke from Deluth,
luckily lost her front tooth.
The space would provide,
an erect clit to hide
bringing pleasure without being uncouth