Sawdust from limericks

A man faked his death

A man faked his death; he “was’ from New York
His death certificate had a typo; he must feel like a dork
He wanted to avoid jail
But it ended up being a fail
All of the plans he had; and no one seemed to work

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STD (Sexually Transmitted Death)

STD (Sexually Transmitted Death) from limericks

There was a young man from the Clyde

There was a young man from the Clyde
Who fell down a sewer and died
Next day his brother,
Fell down another
And now they’re interred side by side.


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