His Aunt, she had died in her sleep
And for her he surely did weep
Alone he did grieve
Since he couldn’t leave
Said goodbye with a heart made of sheep


Keep it Dirty!
His Aunt, she had died in her sleep
And for her he surely did weep
Alone he did grieve
Since he couldn’t leave
Said goodbye with a heart made of sheep
Kids always have something to prove
This one wanted his grandad removed
Claims he’s related to POTUS
And insists that he showed us
As for the judge, he did not approve
A man faked his death; he “was’ from New York
His death certificate had a typo; he must feel like a dork
He wanted to avoid jail
But it ended up being a fail
All of the plans he had; and no one seemed to work
There was a young man from the Clyde
Who fell down a sewer and died
Next day his brother,
Fell down another
And now they’re interred side by side.