A man faked his death; he “was’ from New York
His death certificate had a typo; he must feel like a dork
He wanted to avoid jail
But it ended up being a fail
All of the plans he had; and no one seemed to work

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You wouldn’t want to ruin it
"It’s a hoax!"
Disgusting, perverted, obscene
The barmaid from Whales(Are you being served TV series)
Snow on the ground like the North Pole-uh