A man faked his death; he “was’ from New York
His death certificate had a typo; he must feel like a dork
He wanted to avoid jail
But it ended up being a fail
All of the plans he had; and no one seemed to work

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An angry old fellow on Twitter
There’s a man who’s both brazen and bold
This poor pup fell into a crack
There was a young girl from Hong Kong
There once was a man named Dave