She needed exposure, hands-on
So he gave her an apron to don
Fifteen years she stayed
Then offered a trade
A buck for the whole damn salon
Tag: hair
An Ohio man needed no dare
An Ohio man needed no dare
To keep him from cutting his hair
“I’ll cut it again,
If the Browns can win”
Six years later, a new do he’ll wear
Under his hair, he tried to conceal
Under his hair, he tried to conceal
Some cocaine from a sketchy drug deal
But this stupid fuck
Misjudged his luck
Cuz everyone knew his hair wasn’t real