Under his hair, he tried to conceal

Some cocaine from a sketchy drug deal

But this stupid fuck

Misjudged his luck

Cuz everyone knew his hair wasn’t real

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“Bad examples” is all he’ll admit.
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Some reptiles are causing headaches
A couple was digging a pool
#JohnLewis is lying in State