Under his hair, he tried to conceal

Some cocaine from a sketchy drug deal

But this stupid fuck

Misjudged his luck

Cuz everyone knew his hair wasn’t real

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Asleep on a porch was found the fugitive of the week
There once was a grown man named Roy
Twas a deal that she just couldn’t lose
Have a drink.
The Sumatran is a dying breed