She needed exposure, hands-on
So he gave her an apron to don
Fifteen years she stayed
Then offered a trade
A buck for the whole damn salon
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Fleas, maggots ticks and a mouse
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To keep him from cutting his hair
“I’ll cut it again,
If the Browns can win”
Six years later, a new do he’ll wear
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Some cocaine from a sketchy drug deal
But this stupid fuck
Misjudged his luck
Cuz everyone knew his hair wasn’t real
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For grooming he has quite the eye
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— Rhymes with Trump (@rhymeswtrump) February 8, 2020
But here's something he really might try.
Smear orange goo on, THEN
Poof hair up again.
(The picture shows everyone why.) https://t.co/Tlq2eoGHHt
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