Dallas
by u/Regrets-of-age in limericks
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There once was a man from Nepal
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Who liked BJs best of all
His sis and his mother,
Gave him head like no other,
And coaxed from his dick a waterfall.
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There once was a man named Dave
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Who kept a dead whore in his cave
You must admit
She smelled like shit
But imagine the money he saved
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“How could you”, said Joe to his mother
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“Cavort in your bed with another?”
“Oh promise me lad
That you won’t tell your dad
If I screw you as good as your brother.
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That’s no way to behave
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Why, your mother would turn in her grave
Yes, she might;
Though I turn her each night
Seeking fresh bits to screw and save.
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There once was a boy named Clayton
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Who believed he was king of the nation.
In his bedroom he had
What was needed by Dad
Because teamwork he seemed to be hatin’.
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