There once was a man named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in his cave
You must admit
She smelled like shit
But imagine the money he saved

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A virus has spread like the pox,
There was an old girl from Kilkenny
If Donald had hopes to forbid
What Johnson calls British success
As though channeling #LadyMacbeth