No one wants their wedding outdone
So these lovers had a little fun
Their license will display
The extra special day
As they were married on 4-3-2-1
Tag: marriage
An old man got sick of his wife
An old man got sick of his wife
So resolved he would just end her life
He brought out a shotgun,
To make it a quick one,
But instead, slit her throat with a knife
Traditional verse
A newlywed tenant named Dowd
Complained to his landlord aloud,
“While I’ve ploughed and dressed
Your fields without rest,
My bride rests, undressed and unploughed!”
There once was a young man named Jack
There once was a young man named Jack,
Who loved jumping into the sack.
For there was his wife,
The love of his life,
Aroused, with legs spread, on her back.
Bigamy, they say, is a vice
Bigamy, they say, is a vice,
And more than one spouse is not nice,
But one is a bore,
I’d prefer three or four,
And the plural of spouse is spice?
There was a young fellow named Simon
There was a young fellow named Simon
Who tried to discover a hymen,
But he found every girl
Had relinquished her pearl
In exchange for a solitaire diamond!
Young Pedro from Malaga, Spain,
Young Pedro from Malaga, Spain,
Kept his wife on a short length of chain.
She could get to the kitchen
And bed but kept bitchin’
As if she had cause to complain.
A man took some shit from his wife
A man took some shit from his wife
’bout the lack of good sex in their life
By way of apology
He whipped out mahogany
And her asscrack was soon in great strife!