There was a young fellow named Simon
Who tried to discover a hymen,
But he found every girl
Had relinquished her pearl
In exchange for a solitaire diamond!

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There was a young woman named Jeannie
Her pussy lips flapped as she farted
There was an old lady from heeling,
There once was a man from Peru
There once was a harlot name Sumi
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