There was a young fellow named Simon
Who tried to discover a hymen,
But he found every girl
Had relinquished her pearl
In exchange for a solitaire diamond!

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A young man named O’Doul
As though channeling #LadyMacbeth
The auction was not short on exchange
My god! Do you call that a dress?
In a turn of events quite Bizarre