Tag: Politics

You remember these dumb fucking folks?

You remember these dumb fucking folks?

In charge of the “balloon boy” hoax?

They got a month of detention

For the attempt at attention

And for the rest of their lives they’ll be jokes

For office, these morons aren’t fit

For office, these morons aren’t fit

They are literally dumber than shit

But these douchebag turds

Have to have the last words

So they’re firing those who would quit

As COVID tears through the nation

As COVID tears through the nation

There’s no hint of any cessation

So dressing up as a clown

To give the rundown

Brings some “cuteness” to such devastation 

Remember those assholes with guns?

Remember those assholes with guns?

The pricks on their lawn, yeah those ones

Now they’re looking to sue

For the attention they drew

But they deserve all the looks and the shuns

Fuck Donald Trump

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck You

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck You Times Two

Fuck Donald Trump

Right In His Rump

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck You

Everyone knows what McConnell’s about

Everyone knows what McConnell’s about

A shit brain, a pig, a GOP sellout

His hands, black and blue

Prove the rumors are true

He’s a zombie or ghoul, no doubt

In Bucharest, the election was nigh

In Bucharest, the election was nigh

The incumbent, he did reapply

He contracted COVID, 

Yet voters still voted,

Now the village is run by a dead guy

Bolton was once Trump’s workhorse

Bolton was once Trump’s workhorse,
Aid to Ukraine he froze with some force.
Investigations were doubled,
Fighting like old married couples.
Soon they’ll have sexual intercourse.

misanthropy

There once was a girl from Long Island

Whose thoughts were so tragically violent

As she watched the world turn

She begged it to burn

But always did so in silence

BoJo Brexit Limerick

“No-Deal“ means there’s less to administer!
Mumbled BoJo, the latest prime minister,
Let’s all say “Adieu!”
To that meddling EU,
And ignore that our future looks sinister!

In [City], a young white male plots.

In [City], a young white male plots.
He goes to [Place], firing shots.
Now blood has been shed,
As [Number] are dead.
[Republican] says, “Prayers & thoughts.”

There once was a man named Barack

There once was a man named Barack
Whose Re-Election cam as a shock
He raised the taxes I pay,
and then turned marriage gay
And now he’s coming after your Glock.

A Man Named Gore

In Hollywood, a man named Gore

Whom the environmentalists all adore

Said use crops for fuel

To make taxpayers fools

Because he’s actually a farm subsidy whore

They wanted to put Bill in jail

They wanted to put Bill in jail
For using his house to chase tail
But the judge wasn’t fooled
Saw no crime so he ruled:
“Not guilty! He didn’t inhale.”

Clinton’s Disbarment Defense

They say truth is stranger than fiction,
and slickness is rarer than friction
With Clinton we’ve found
the rules upside down–
especially with language and diction.

The latest political treatise,
American Rhapsody teases
And generates laughter
because the last chapter
proclaims Clinton talks with his penis.

Bill’s heated reaction was fleeting
when he got his gene-mapping readings
‘Cause his genes present
a brand-new defense
against his disbarment proceedings.

And in his disbarment proceedings,
this brand new defense will be pleaded
His lips will not move,
and that’s how he’ll prove
the lies were all told by his penis.

The judge in such case must be awesome
to measure such jetsam and flotsam.
That must be why
when this case is tried,
the judge in the case is a Johnson.

Crazy Joe Biden

Joe Biden told bodacious big lies;
“I’m known for my pecker’s huge size.
I showed it to George Bush;
He took it up the tush;
And at the county fair it won the first prize.”