Tag: Racist

“They attacked me,” these racists had claimed

And the victims were wrongfully blamed

But with this new act

These calls, they’ll detract

And couldn’t have been better named

There was a young lady named Sharkey

There was a young lady named Sharkey
Who had an affair with a darkey.
The result of her sins
Was quadruplets, not twins,
One white, and one black, and two khaki.

“I have found,” sighed a hooker named Hickel,

“I have found,” sighed a hooker named Hickel,
“That Chinese Johns are kinky and fickle.
They screw me, then beat,
And hungrily eat me –
And the worst is those chopsticks sure tickle!

Here’s to a brutha named James

Here’s to a brutha named James
Who’s troubles the white man he blames
With plenty of bling bling
And dozens of offspring
He can’t even remember their names.