‘Twas quite the odd task that they did
By testing some things off the grid
They took from the sea
Put in zero-G
What happens, in space, to a squid?
Tag: Science!
The food on his tummy, so teeny
The food on his tummy, so teeny
Looking for a steak or linguini
But his hunger won
Seeing the dog in the bun
And stole a bite off of somebody’s weeny
It’s the left versus the right, blue against red
It’s the left versus the right, blue against red
The end is in sight, just the election ahead
But for Trump to refuse
The scientists’ views
Is one of the crazier things he has said…
Thermodynamics
There once were some samples of gas
They all looked the same at first pass,
But one held a secret,
Though I thought I had sealed it,
It still leaked methane like my ass.
There once was a woman from Blight
There once was a woman from Blight
Her speed was much faster than light
I can now say
I fucked her today
And she came sometime last night
A mathematician named Hall
A mathematician named Hall
had a hexadronical ball
the cube of its weight
times his pecker plus eight
is his number, give him a call