‘Twas quite the odd task that they did
By testing some things off the grid
They took from the sea
Put in zero-G
What happens, in space, to a squid?


Keep it Dirty!
‘Twas quite the odd task that they did
By testing some things off the grid
They took from the sea
Put in zero-G
What happens, in space, to a squid?
The food on his tummy, so teeny
Looking for a steak or linguini
But his hunger won
Seeing the dog in the bun
And stole a bite off of somebody’s weeny
Texas Governor #Abbot
— OutonaLimericks (formerly POTUSLimericks) (@trumplimericks2) March 3, 2021
Appears to have a bad habit
When his people are dying
He’ll keep on denying
A bad idea? He will grab it. https://t.co/hS23CYXM2R
Could someone please try to explain
— OutonaLimericks (formerly POTUSLimericks) (@trumplimericks2) February 24, 2021
The actions of @MeghanMcCain?
She’s upset and grouchy
Because Dr. #Fauci
Is sticking to science again https://t.co/vXxxQ1kvUC
It’s the left versus the right, blue against red
The end is in sight, just the election ahead
But for Trump to refuse
The scientists’ views
Is one of the crazier things he has said…
Our nation’s response is chaotic
— OutonaLimericks (formerly POTUSLimericks) (@trumplimericks2) April 12, 2020
While #Trump throws out claims - idiotic
As infections spiral
From a disease that is viral
There’s no cure that’s #antibiotic@Mick_Limerick @Limerick_News @Libericks @LimeriTweets @Limericking @GodOfLimericks @smotus @maddow https://t.co/DYAEk3QrsL
"Some of Trump's talents consist
— Rhymes with Trump (@rhymeswtrump) April 7, 2020
Of seeing what eggheads have missed.
So now he has found
There are numbers around
That 'experts' thought didn't exist." https://t.co/a8ZMMZKzly