Relativity from limericks

Samuel Langley's invention from limericks

Our nation’s response is chaotic
While #Trump throws out claims - idiotic
As infections spiral
From a disease that is viral
There’s no cure that’s #antibiotic@Mick_Limerick @Limerick_News @Libericks @LimeriTweets @Limericking @GodOfLimericks @smotus @maddow https://t.co/DYAEk3QrsL

— POTUSLimericks (@trumplimericks2) April 12, 2020

"Some of Trump's talents consist
Of seeing what eggheads have missed.
So now he has found
There are numbers around
That 'experts' thought didn't exist." https://t.co/a8ZMMZKzly

— Rhymes with Trump (@rhymeswtrump) April 7, 2020

Thermodynamics from limericks

There once was a woman from Blight
Her speed was much faster than light
I can now say
I fucked her today
And she came sometime last night

A mathematician named Hall
had a hexadronical ball
the cube of its weight
times his pecker plus eight
is his number, give him a call