We’ve all half-assed our jobs, just a bit
Maybe more than we’d like to admit
To have a whole operation
At the sewage station
Prob’ly makes wine just taste like shit
Tag: toilet humor
Since the moment the first story aired
Since the moment the first story aired
Everyone felt so unprepared
So they panic bought
All the Charmin and Scott
I guess people shit more when they’re scared
In space you still have to dump swill
In space you still have to dump swill
And the last thing you want is a spill
NASA got thinkin’
‘Bout the squirtin’ and sprinklin’
Now their shitters cost 23 mil
Toilet Paper Hording Is A Virus
Fuck ups think this virus
Will make them leak from their iris
They went on a spree
To buy up TP
Now society will treat them with bias.