Keep it Dirty!
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Loading...We’ve all half-assed our jobs, just a bit
Maybe more than we’d like to admit
To have a whole operation
At the sewage station
Prob’ly makes wine just taste like shit
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Everyone felt so unprepared
So they panic bought
All the Charmin and Scott
I guess people shit more when they’re scared
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...In space you still have to dump swill
And the last thing you want is a spill
NASA got thinkin’
‘Bout the squirtin’ and sprinklin’
Now their shitters cost 23 mil
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Fuck ups think this virus
Will make them leak from their iris
They went on a spree
To buy up TP
Now society will treat them with bias.
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by in limericks
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...Researchers hotly pursue
— Limericky News (@Limerick_News) November 19, 2019
A great scientific breakthrough.
It won't reduce fleas
Or cure a disease
But it streamlines the flushing of poo@Limericking @twitmericks
https://t.co/LZueXTOY8W
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