There once was a vampress named Mable
Whose periods were very unstable
By the light of the moon,
She’d take out a spoon
And drink herself under the table

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A Growing Problem [NSFW]
There once was a young man named Jack
Farewell to a rock ‘n’ roll cutie
A mob of MAGA persuasion
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