There once was a girl from Penlochrie
Who had sex with a man on a rockery
She said, “Oh, you’ve cum.
“All over my bum.
“This isn’t a fuck. It’s a mockery!”

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These lawmakers knew of of the crash
A wee problem
The president’s looking so tough,
Between right and left we are cleft,
Bigamy, they say, is a vice