There was a young lad from Bahrain
Who prayed to the heavens for rain;
For he’d squirted his goo
All over his shoe
And he couldn’t get rid of the stain.

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A right-wing spin doctor who’s spun
Take a break from the grim gloom and doom
A flatulent fellow called Bart
There was a young dentist Malone
In convertibles she was quite brash
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