There once was a man named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave.
Oh what the hell,
I’ll get used to the smell.
And think of the money I’ll save.

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The chap in the president’s suit
A chap who’s an odd shade of peach
There once was an abbot of Brittany
There once was a man form Calcutta
“There’s one way Corona succeeded,”