There once was a man named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave.
Oh what the hell,
I’ll get used to the smell.
And think of the money I’ll save.

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There was a Young Man from Kent
There was a young lady of Worcester
“You, choirboy!” ordered the pastor
Donny is throwing a fit
There once was a barmaid named Gale