There once was a man named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave.
Oh what the hell,
I’ll get used to the smell.
And think of the money I’ll save.

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Arvy had gone for a flight
A limerick I just came up with about a certain Texas senator
A lumberjack, manly and strong
She had sat in a pretty green patch