There once was a man named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave.
Oh what the hell,
I’ll get used to the smell.
And think of the money I’ll save.

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As we split up our cottons and lace
There once was an orange-faced troll
A wanton young lady from Wimley
A failed New York business tycoon