Said a boy to a girl from Beirut,
“I’ve had none better looking than you.
But don’t be quick to boast
For your cunt’s dry as toast
And it smells like an old dirty shoe.”

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Once a young gay from Khartoum
There was a young fellow named peter
I’m told of a Bishop of Birmingham
A wee problem
The was a man named Sir Lancelot