Said a boy to a girl from Beirut,
“I’ve had none better looking than you.
But don’t be quick to boast
For your cunt’s dry as toast
And it smells like an old dirty shoe.”

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Here’s to Senator Paul
A prominent Christian named JerryWho found that his midriff was hairy,And showed us his curls While posing with girlsHad sexiness level "Not Very"@Libericks @twitmericks @Limericking #JerryFalwellJr
Asteroid’s Coming
Quarantined in Kentucky
Bill Clinton